Kill Florist?

brideislove,
originally uploaded by BeaKidd0.

"From here you get an excellent view of my foot."

Whoever thought it would be impossible to get a wedding florist to call back? Don't those greedy little grubbers stand around wringing their hands at the thought of obtaining $1K from me?

This is the 3rd time I have called asking for someone... anyone... the cricket on the other end for cripes sake... to just fax me ANYTHING pertaining to flowers and their proposed budget.

What about the kike?!

Fortunately the cake decorator is a real sweetheart and hard worker... Not that the florist is a slacker...but customer service has evidently gone out the window. I wonder.. is there anyone left in this town that can handle a minimal budget? Or will I be forced to do my own flowers (not out of the question).

Wedding planning is a painfully slow process. You are looking at someone who (at work) makes budget decisions for clients in a matter of minutes and expects a certain level of compliance from her vendors. I feel like I am standing in concrete in a moving stream. nice visual... Time is passing, and yet I am stuck.

Some days, I swear I will elope!

I'm not a very froofy bride. You know, the ones that run to all the wedding shows and sign up for everything...spend a FORTUNE on wedding invites, have to have everything lacey and extravagant. Nope. Let's get this thing done.

My patience is running low.